Funny Stuff

The shadow always tells the truth…

June 14, 2014June 14, 2014 by admin

You had one job… one job!

June 13, 2014June 13, 2014 by admin

It must be on sale…

June 12, 2014June 12, 2014 by admin

My sex life is like a Ferarri… I don’t have a Ferrari

June 11, 2014June 11, 2014 by admin

Carry me to my food… Slave

June 10, 2014June 10, 2014 by admin

I don’t understand Candy Crush…

June 9, 2014June 9, 2014 by admin

I don’t need google. My wife knows everything…

June 8, 2014June 8, 2014 by admin

Sometimes you just need… Six hunnit and fiddy dollars

June 7, 2014June 7, 2014 by admin

When people ask me what I’m doing this weekend…

June 6, 2014June 6, 2014 by admin

There are two kinds of people in the world… You and everyone else

June 5, 2014June 5, 2014 by admin